Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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So satisfyingWhen I was just a wee young 21 year old my lovely Irish (ex) missus decided to go out in Manchester and take some guy home as I was working for the night. We weren't actually living together as such but I stayed at her house during the week while at uni and went back to my little native village to work the odd night when needed, as well as Saturday day time. Anyway, I was asked to work one Friday night and needed the cash so I did. She was pissed off (not that uncommon) as she wanted to go out in Manchester. So she did. And took home another guy at the end of the night.
I was not amused.
I called round after work on Saturday ready to spend a weekend of bliss only to be told in no uncertain that she had met this guy, taken him home and fucked him.
I was not amused.
My reply was something along the lines of 'fair enough, thats that then', collected all my stuff from downstairs, went upstairs to collect more stuff and pissed all over her bed sheets, mattress, duvet, pillows et al. I even saved the last squirt for the wardrobe.
That taught her, although in hindsight it probably just annoyed her. Still it was quite satisfying and I even thought as much as I dragged my sorry, heartbroken self back to the trainstation and made my way home.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:02,
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