Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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First of many...Flatmates at Uni; one known as Evil Emma. She disapproved of my (and other housemate Andy's) lifestyle, reported us to the police, the student bodies (even pre-emptively!), interfered with our study time, used our food and eventually I got pissed off and took action. I glued her bedroom door shut. She was there for 9 hrs before having to climb out of a first floor window. I put many pinholes in the bottom of her sugar. Put her mobile number in phone boxes around town. Advertised her stuff in the free ads. Filled her sauces with laxatives. Filled her shoes with flour. Advertised her possessions on the University intranet. Glued her cards to her purse. Glued her food packets to the base of the cupboard. All sorts of low grade nasty stuff. Sorted her out good and proper.
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