Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Simonis drug free, but thought it was hilarious when I got spiked with E at work. To be fair, so did I, although revenge was clearly needed. I spiked him with viagra, and spent the day telling him pornographic stories. He is still known as Stiffy Simon at work, owing to the visble erection he carried around for the day.
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