Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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RIGHT THATS IT.......
due to recieving many requests.....
Tomorrow, i shall reveal in full the delightful tale of how I came to spread photos far and wide (see previous post) and be warned people, its a long one!
It will have to be tomorrow, so that I can retrieve the photo/s from a box under my bed
;-)
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:06, Reply)
due to recieving many requests.....
Tomorrow, i shall reveal in full the delightful tale of how I came to spread photos far and wide (see previous post) and be warned people, its a long one!
It will have to be tomorrow, so that I can retrieve the photo/s from a box under my bed
;-)
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:06, Reply)
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