Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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HitcherWe picked up a guy as we were driving to Aspen, Colorado. He was a bit of a bully, but we taught him a lesson when we put a red hot chilli in his burger. How were we to know that he had a stomach ulcer? We handed him his pills but he just died, so we ran off.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 16:53, Reply)
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