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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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There was a man, who for the sake of authenticity, we shall call Mick, for twas his moniker, who loved practical jokes.

loved em.

Many a member of staff (for there was much cameraderie betwixt the blokes working there in my day) recieved a spray from the hose or a rotten pear attack, or even a dunk in a bin of fish guts/water.oh the hilarity.

It came time for him to leave our hallowed store, and 'lo, a payback was inevitable.

A new car had been purchased by himself, and it was shiny, and treated like a firstborn.

It should have had a target painted on it.

We waited for him to venture to DAS TOILETTEN (random Deutsch) and lifted the keys from his jacket.

icing sugar was added to the vents, and then they were pointed at the drivers seat and placed on 'full'.

The radio was put on LOUD!!!!!!

A contraceptive placed over the exhaust (tail pipe for the yanks)

and then the car was wrapped expertly with around several hundred layers of clear pallet wrap.

It took him hours to get it off his car, with out scraping the paint.
Then he got in, gave us a wave and started the engine.

The look on his face was priceless, as he was covered in icing sugar, assualted around the ears with RADIO RAVE (tm) and a massive bang from the back end of the car.

He was fuming, but laughed it all off jovially enough.

We certainly taught him!!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 17:26, Reply)

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