Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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She left.With a fat man. And had a baby.
I hear they argue all day every day, and she can't cope with motherhood. I have no need of showing her. She's showed her fucking self. They just got engaged. I love being right :D
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 18:10,
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