Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
« Go Back
My Ex...(always starts with that doesn't it)
Left me for a guy with all the physical features of a mole on a drug rehab course.
He couldn't afford the ticket to last years Download festival and so I taught him a well founded lesson by repeatedly fucking his new girlfriend who he was SURE wouldnt ever cheat on him.
Chris, your band is shit, she lied, I told the truth, I was fucking her for months before that as well. AND YOU BELIEVED EVERY LIE THAT POURED FROM HER MOUTH.! HAHAHAHAHA *cue strait jacket*.
Oh and making her horny by text without being there ALWAYS got my end off. Thanks.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 18:51, Reply)
« Go Back