Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I think it was christmas one year and my brother had got 2 cars, and one of them was pink and white, now me being the young girl I was LOVED pink so, came to the conclusion I just had to play with this car, my brother however had didn't ideas and wouldn't let me.
Now, I wasn't usually a vindictive little bitch, but not letting me play with the pink car apparently was enough to tip me over the edge, so, I waited til he had left them alone, and hid them. Yup, I hid the cars. He was fairly upset cause he couldn't find them and I was oddly proud with myself. I owned up eventually, but... er that taught him?!
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 20:29, Reply)
I think it was christmas one year and my brother had got 2 cars, and one of them was pink and white, now me being the young girl I was LOVED pink so, came to the conclusion I just had to play with this car, my brother however had didn't ideas and wouldn't let me.
Now, I wasn't usually a vindictive little bitch, but not letting me play with the pink car apparently was enough to tip me over the edge, so, I waited til he had left them alone, and hid them. Yup, I hid the cars. He was fairly upset cause he couldn't find them and I was oddly proud with myself. I owned up eventually, but... er that taught him?!
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 20:29, Reply)
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