Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Good for the skin...In my final year at Uni I shared a house with two lovely girls and a dickhead bloke. He was a columbian, who thought he was some sort of gangsta drug baron but was actually just a girly twat who, it transpired, used to knock his girlfriend about.
He was also a great big ponce who used lots of vanilla face cream.
So I wanked in it.
Twice.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:07, Reply)
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