
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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As he called me a numpty for not mentioning the following in the "Housemates from Hell" QOTW (he wasn't a housemate from hell, just very...sleepy), I'll be providing my (much more relevant) video entry now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YffnzLSoHE
Now THAT taught him.
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 21:13, Reply)
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