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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I too...
Know where Yoda's Bong is coming from.
Big on brains, long hair, took drama, should've just painted a target.

Chav bullies in my maths class kept turning around and spitting on me and the two people either side.

The girl next to me worked their timing out to a tee.
They turned around for the final time....

She lunged and stabbed the leader in the tounge with a compass.
And lo, it was a glorious day for geeks everywhere.

Good times.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:24, Reply)

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