Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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BottledIn town the other week, some kids driving around in a car threw a plastic bottle at us. Nothing serious, but the whole incident left me slightly miffed. Picking up the bottle, I walked around the corner, where said car comes back into view around the one way system. I threw the bottle back into the car through the still open drivers window as it went past, and told them "I think this is yours."
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 23:23, Reply)
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