Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I SAID...
I was working in a restaurant and who should walk in? This evil bugger who had once eaten half my Tiramisu dessert in school. Would you believe what she then ordered. FROM ME?
You guessed it. Fanny batter-tiramisu. She loved it.
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 23:25, Reply)
I was working in a restaurant and who should walk in? This evil bugger who had once eaten half my Tiramisu dessert in school. Would you believe what she then ordered. FROM ME?
You guessed it. Fanny batter-tiramisu. She loved it.
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 23:25, Reply)
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