Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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That taught her not to breathe in.Working in a cosmetics factory I come across my fair share of annoying people but none like a girl I shall call Deidre. She always has to take it that one step further.
One day she had done nothing but wind me up. Throwing piles of leaflets at me, letting down my chair and generally being annoying. As much as I like her, today I just wasn't going to take it.
I calmly walked up to where Deidre was sitting, let off an extremely vile, silent fart and then walked off.
My smile widened as I heard her confusion.
"What did you just do?? Did you stick something on my back?...." *sniff* "AAAARGH YOU DIRTY BITCH!"
That taught her.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 0:09, Reply)
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