Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Yum yumIn my first year at uni, I was living in hall, catered, even though I could cook.
Between 8 of us, we had a small fridge, which thieves delighted in robbing on a weekly basis. Beer and snack foods seemed to be the main thing they were after, so I decided to make them sorry.
I bought a packet of tasty-looking sausage rolls, slit them open and left them on the radiator for quite a while, so that they went all blue and started walking. I made my own special marinade of saliva, semen and other assorted bodily fluids. I was going to put some industrial cleaning products on them, but I didn't want to kill anyone. I placed them back in the fridge and waited.
Next time I checked, they were gone.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 0:57, Reply)
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