Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I'll give you "No TV"My parents sometimes decided that punishment was ... Deprivation of Favourite TV viewing. I used to love watching TV.. mainly for nature programs actually (I was a weird kid) and sometimes I'd be denied the right as punishment for Something I'd have done.
I got my payback. The ariel went through my room, so I'd wait til my parents were deeply engrossed in a "Miss Marple" (Agatha Christie) programmed or Bergerac.. or something similar, and then I'd push a small pin through the cable, earthing the signal core to the braided shielding. This nearly completely ruined the signal, clouding the screen with white fuzz, and killing most of the sound...
They never worked it out.
I shudder to think of the amount of times I misused the word "karma" during the debates about our "terrible TV signal"
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 7:00,
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