Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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RugbyMister B has reminded me of a Rugby story of my own....
It was an "inter house" school game and rivalries were cast aside in favour of "house" bonding.
Our "house" had, by far and away, the best team and we were unstoppable. Our opposition this particular game had a scrum-half who I hated - and he hated me - he was the most irritating sod you've ever met and always wound you up and then ran to the teachers...
Anyway, our Captain had told us that if you see someone hanging around a maul and you can reach them, bring 'em in - Admittedly that's on dodgy ground, but I liked the advice.
The scrum-half was just within my reach so I reached out to bring him him.
When I say reach - I mean swung a hand.
When I say hand - I mean clenched fist.
When I say bring - I mean swung out to punch him.
Punched him in the face good and proper too - Unfortunately the ref (games teacher) was stood about 3 foot away.
Fortunately I got away with it - the ref gave me a "naughty, naughty" look and insited we play on.
That taught the little sod :o)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:10, Reply)
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