Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Rugby 2Same game as below....
I'd been switched from the Wing to Prop (don't ask) - my opposite number, for some reason, wasn't releasing me from the scrum when it broke and it was driving me mad - I even complained to the ref (this was after the alleged punching incident).
This one time, he held on to me and I wrenched myself away - unfortunately my hand/fist went wild and I genuinely accidentally punched him in the bollocks.
That taught him - ha ha ha ha.
Unfortunately I got yellow carded for that one.... Karma and all that I guess....
(Apologies to the Americans who probably have no idea what I'm talking about when I say "Rugby")
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:14, Reply)
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