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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Rugby 3
Different game a week later....

The short version is this:

I was tackling someone the size of at least 3 houses - I'm only ickle like...

I'm hanging onto this guy and my Captain comes from nowhere and hits this guys taking him (and me) out.

When I regained consciousness it turned out we'd had a massive clash of heads - my Captain wasn't the brightest and his head was pretty thick (and empty) and he was ok.

I, on the other hand, was groggy and not in a good way for the rest of the game.

I think that too was lesson learned... Or Karma from the previous week.

Hospital? No.

Brain scan? No.

Potential for unforeseen follow on injury? Yes.

These were the days before all that PC crap though....

I think this is a tenous link to the QOTW now I think about it....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 9:16, Reply)

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