Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I was young and stupid....I'll keep this short as I am ashamed. A friend and I always used to knock down ginger this very grand house, the door knocker was a giant newt or something which made this pastime even more hilarious. One day the man that lived there got sick of this and came out and grabbed me shouting about how I could damage his door and swearing in an extremely posh voice which made me laugh. I of course just said someone else did and and told him to fuck off.
About a year later I was drunkenly walking past the lizard mans house really needing to shit. I grabbed some nice leaves from nearby and proceeded to shit on his doorstep, pick it up with the leaves and smear my greasy shit all over the lizard and the door handle and keyhole.
That is all.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, Reply)
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