Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Video Shop Porn Taught 'EmIn the wild, heady days of home entertainment, way back when VHS had beaten Betamax, I used to earn my crust as the steward of a video shop. Every week an odd looking chap would come in, select one Oscar winning film and one rather saucy porno. I was young and thought I knew it all. I thought "this'll learn 'im" and proceded to make a loud hoo-ha about The Count of Monty's Fisto.
Did this learn 'im?
The next week the strange man came back with his wife, who was wheelchair bound and clearly in advanced stages of crippling M.S.
T'was I who was learnt. In fact I never mocked porn again... in fact I rented out loads of the stuff to help the cause.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, Reply)
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