college days.....
Let me start at the beginning - when i was at school - because i was a tall stocky kid i was always the first to get shit - people liked to try and get me into fights - now i'm not saying i cant stand up for myself - but i just don't see the point in beating people to within an inch of their lives....!

anyway there was this one kid at school lets call him nick (as thats his name :o) ) he was a short little runt of a twunt who always tried to wind me up. for years on and off i had him being a dick to me.

any fast forward a few years and i'm starting my second year at college - and low and behold little nicky dickless turns up at college - still being a twunt still trying to wind me up.

anyway luckly we drift in different circles - he eventually gets bored of being a dick to me - or he finds a new victim. yay for me.

then one day i'm in the college computer room working on a some crap dos stuff (yep DOS Baby) and i notice this nick leaving his computer with floppy disk still in the machine, i quickly wrote a quick dos batch file to delete his files when he did a directory search (you see in dos if you have a file locally stored with the same name as a program file - it will run the local one.

i pop the disk back in the machine and carry on working. a few mins later - in pops nick and starts to work. he then starts screaming at the computer and hitting the keyboard - it still makes me smile to this day :o)

Why didnt i just format the disk - well i'm not that much of a bastard - so i wanted to give him a sporting chance :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:42, Reply)