Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Mudskipper's schemie storyreminded me of something I heard about a former colleague who had to drive home every night through a rough area of town. Several times he came upon a group of neds (chavs, pikeys, whatever) standing across the road blocking the traffic. He had to stop until they decided to let him past, which was somewhat intimidating.
Anyway, one night he'd had enough and when he saw the human roadblock, dropped a gear and floored the accelerator trying to scare them off. They did indeed part at the last second to avoid being mashed to pulp, but in doing so also revealed something which they'd been standing in front of, and which this bloke was now going too fast to avoid....
....a fridge.
Which did a fair bit of damage to his car. That'll teach him not to try to kill people.
Unfortunately, while I laughed when I heard this story, I have a great deal of sympathy for the driver, as I'd have probably been tempted to do the same thing to the chav scum.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:04,
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