Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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When my old boss was a student......he lived with another bloke (Gary) and a girl (Tina). Gary worked out quite a bit and took vitamin supplements including a protein powder. They blokes didn't like Tina much as she was a labeller of food and writer of house chore rosters. So when Tina announced she was going on a slimfast diet they had an idea. They replaced the powder in her slimfast with protein powder. Tina went to the gym and stuck to the diet but after 6 weeks noticed that she was still a similiar size and had slightly increased in weight. She also was becoming more muscular (not toned, muscular). Soon after when drunk, the boys confessed and 2 weeks later she moved out. I suspect the only reason they confessed was because it wouldn't be long before she had amassed enough muscle to grab both of them and beat the living sh*t out of them when she found out.
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