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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Fancy a brew?
aaah... teabag revenge is sooo sweet, mates that get drunk and sleep with their mouths open are just plain retarded. "Knifeh's Tips" one lump or two?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, Reply)

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