Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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More Tea Vicar???I was about 12 or 13 - I came out of a shop to be confronted by 6 or 7 local dickheads, one of whom I remembered from primary school. He was a bit of a twunt at school and a bigger one afterwards. He and his remedial friends proceeded to punch and kick me as I walked out of the shop and chased me up the street.
25 years later - having some new gates fitted at back of house - builder turns up with his sidekick - and yes, its that twat from school.
I offered them a brew, as you do with builders, and they both accepted - wonderful!! One cup of tea with 2 sugars and one with 3 sugars for the fat twat from school. Oh yes - just before I gave them their drinks I stuck my finger right up my ringpiece and gave it a good wiggle - and proceeded to rub the now rather smelly and sticky digit around the rim of twattys cup. Enjoy. That proceedure was repeated numerous times throughout the job. Revenge is sweet - as sweet as tea with 3 sugars and a smelly rim!!! Was either that or launch the cunt - im a foot taller and about the same weight - but my face doesnt wobble when i talk. And it wouldnt have been half as funny!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, Reply)
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