Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Not me, but......my uncle lived in a shared house with a chap called Billy. Billy never did any washing up.
One day this all got too much for my uncle, so he put ALL the dirty washing up in Billy's bed with a note reading:
"Dear Billy, Mummy isn't Mummay anymore"
That taught him.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, Reply)
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