Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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milky milky....Anyone reading my previous posts regarding my (now ex) really shitty housemate, will be delighted that I had a good three week period whereby I messed with him good and proper!
He was in an alcoholic stupour long before I went to bed, and I was always up long before him, so before I climbed the little wooden hill to bedfordshire, I took his milk from the fridge and put it by the radiator, then in the mornig I put it back in the fridge before he emerged from the pit he called a room.
'Lo, he couldnt have any breakfast cereal, and he wouldnt drink black tea OR coffee.
And he never worked out why his milk was always off EVERY DAY!
hahahahahahahahha
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, Reply)
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