Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I have a bit of a temper. And they knew it!Every week without fail, there was one chap who couldn't walk past my desk without hitting me round the head with a big fuck-off German dictionary.
Funnily enough, the teacher never ever noticed this, but when I'd had enough and jumped up and beat seven shades out of him I was the one who ended up outside the headmaster's office.
That fucking showed him!
Another chap, was winding me up once about something I can't remember. I'd had enough so I threw a table at him. As a result I was excluded for three days!
HAHA! He never did that again.
Sixteen years on, I can still remember every one of your names. You'd better hope I never bump into any of you in a dark alley 'cos my temper ain't subsided one bit. That goes for the fucking useless teachers* as well as the shits I studied with.
Bitter? Moi?
* There were some nice ones, sometimes. You will be spared.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, Reply)
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