Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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The German LookI've always had trouble telling women they need to shave back the muff, and this one bird who i was seeing had the biggest nastiest Rat you have ever seen, (i'm sure she was hiding food in it).
Every time i went for a fishy dive i was picking hair out my teeth for days after.
So one day i was trimming back the old scrote when i hit on the idea of leaving the fresh trimmed hair down there, wedged under the foreskin.
Lil uncomfortable, but she soon learnt her lesson, lights off, she goes for the blow fuck and ends up with a mouth full of Pubii.
I remeber she offered to shave me after, with a hedgetrimmer if i recall, still she had a gammy eye and two different size tits.
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two_hats_shakir is going break dancing after his tea, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:42,
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