Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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This may seem wrongWhat I am about to tell you may show me in a very bad light. Since this event, I have in fact had a major life change, so I am in fact a different person. I am not evil any more, well not very evil.
I had a break down and as I was sort of recovering I bumped into an ex girlfriend from way back. she said I looked pretty awful, as one does when one is in such a situation. we got chatting and chatting turned to kissing, you get the idea.
We had split up because of her infidelity, I seemed to forget this.
"Lets get back together" she said, "we never had a real chance because of what happened."
so we did. I should have learned first time that she craved cock.
She cheated on me with my best friend.
I rushed to the clap clinic to be checked out and told her that I had done so.
I was totally clear as you would expect. So how did I make her scream? You should have heard the phone call.
"Hi, its me. This is serious. I had my results back and the HIV check is inconclusive. I have to have one more check, but things don't look good... I have to go"
I did not speak to her again after that.
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