Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Teach with ViolenceLucie and I were at a club a few years ago in a not-entirely sober state. We went off to the toilets - I opened the main door and was sworn at by a cretin who had chosen to sit behind the door and abuse all those who accidentally hit her as they came in. Unusually for me, I didn't respond at the time - after several beers I had more pressing things to attend to.
However, after hearing her have a pop at several others, Lucie and I exchanged glances on the way out and then ran the door into her as hard as possible. And did it again. And again. And then proceeeded to crush her until she cried.
Brute force and cruelty are the best way to teach lessons to others. They learn, we laugh, it's all over.
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