Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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hahahahahawhen I was about 16 (12yrs ago) my friend and I were both madly in love with the same lass.
She chose him, which was fair enough, but I spent the whole 12 months they were together shagging her brains out on the sly.
that taught hi.....oh no hang on, that just makes me a shit doesnt it?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:32, Reply)
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