Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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MoralsI, in the phrase of the day, 'got into' my best mate's girlfriend in a disused supermarket we had recently broken into. She decided to leave him for me, but I rejected her.
That showed her for leaving my mate for another man.
(p.s. tis my first post, please be gentle)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:41, Reply)
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