Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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punting childrenlet me set up the story by saying that I am huge. being of german stock, i'm a good 6'5" and 240 pounds. on top of this, i had just gotten out of surgery, so i was fucked to hell on pain killers. seemed like a good time to go to the theatre and see a movie...
...middle of the movie i decide to go to the bathroom. trying not to fall over (i'm still fucked up) i walk into the lobby and mindlessly walk towards the bathroom. i notice there is a woman holding her toddler in front of me...
...apparently the cnut decided to let her child down after i had passed, because the little tyke thought it'd be a great idea to run right between my legs. i swear i didnt see him, but the kid got at least 3 feet of air after i kicked him.
taught him not to run around near big people.
funniest part is the mom apologised to me after the incident as if it had been anything but hilarious to me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:34, Reply)
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