Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I'm sorry, but it's another story about the cunty flatmate.After The Incident I still had a good month left to live with fannylipfeatures.
What happened over that month I'm not necessarily proud of. It represents my slow decline into mental fragility; an all time low.
I put his mobile phone charger in the microwave. I scratched the lense of his PS2 with steel wool. I spat in his conditioner (Yes, a man who uses conditioner) every day until he left.
EDIT: I considered spunking in it, but I didn't quite tap those depths.
And finally, the coup de grace. I'm actually so ashamed of this one I'd repressed it; my flatmate just reminded me.
As a law student, he needed a placement over the summer. I got into his mail, found the offer and tore it up.
Not big and not clever, and I never want to get so worked up over something so trivial again. But at the time it felt very, very good.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:14, Reply)
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