Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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make them cry
I have the gift to just let lose and tell people every thing I think is bad about them when i'm upset with someone
in my old school there justed to be a pond and thins little kid was pissing about annoying me like hell so I started pushing him about this went on for about 2weeks ween I could tell he was just as pissed off with me as I was with him, him being about 7years old he started to break half crying so the inevitable happened just to show him not to piss with me I pick him up and trow him in the pond headfirst he has had enough standing with water up the neck crying hysterically waving his arm around half the school laughing at him I'm getting all the glory
I finished what he started.
Brad, if your still around I don't regret a thing I bet you do
( , Sat 28 Apr 2007, 19:49, Reply)
I have the gift to just let lose and tell people every thing I think is bad about them when i'm upset with someone
in my old school there justed to be a pond and thins little kid was pissing about annoying me like hell so I started pushing him about this went on for about 2weeks ween I could tell he was just as pissed off with me as I was with him, him being about 7years old he started to break half crying so the inevitable happened just to show him not to piss with me I pick him up and trow him in the pond headfirst he has had enough standing with water up the neck crying hysterically waving his arm around half the school laughing at him I'm getting all the glory
I finished what he started.
Brad, if your still around I don't regret a thing I bet you do
( , Sat 28 Apr 2007, 19:49, Reply)
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