Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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making an utter cunt have a wank over meat the beginning of summer, 2 years ago i broke my arm. all of my mates were into skating at the time so i had a lot of time stuck at home doing nothing.
i'd just finished secondary school and i was a little shit. however there was a kid called alex who was even more of a shit. i won't bore you with the details of what a mug he was, but he was.
anyway, due to my boredom i set up a fake myspace account, put some photos up of a girl. to cut a long story short, i ended up luring him into sending me photos of him almost naked and got him to masturbate over me whilst talking on msn.
i did get a black eye soon after revealing my true identity, but it was worth it.
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