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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Twatface McGee
Someone I was fantastic friends with at school left to live in Alabama when his mum married a redneck. As soon as he'd graduated, several years later, he came back to England and my mother let him live with us.

Three years had made me grow up a bit, but not him. Oh no. He went on a rampage of spending all the money he got loaned by everyone on drink and drugs, started a relationship with a good friend of mine before repeatedly cheating on her, and made an enemy of my fiancée by constantly reducing her to tears with chauvenistic, derogatory rants and threats.

So I kicked him on to the streets with nothing.

That'll teach him.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 13:02, Reply)

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