Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Can't think of a subject. Meat pudding. There you go.A couple of kids lay in wait for me once & chased me down a street (er, I was a kid too). One gave up but the other was gaining, so I suddenly stopped and swung a fist round and he ran into it, right in his stomach, and down he went. Serves him right, the bastard. Turns out he was the brother of a girl I fancied at school. Serves him right, the bastard. Ah, the fun you have when you're 12.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:13, Reply)
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