Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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I used to work nightsand often gave a colleague, who didn't drive, a lift each way. Her husband would drive her 6 miles or so to a car park where I'd pick her up and take her the remaining 5 miles, and we'd do the same in reverse next morning.
As they'd just moved there, they didn't know anyone to leave their 3 young kids with, so they'd be in the car every night and morning.
All went well, until, for some reason, she began making up stories about how I would pour out my heart to her in the car every day about an extra-marital affair with another workmate. All completely untrue.
So I said nowt, waited until xmas eve, gave her a lift in as usual, and then next morning, pissed off home early without her.
Her husband was of course waiting with the kids. This was before mobile phones so he couldn't easily get in touch, and neither he nor she had any idea what was going on. So she was stranded 11 miles from home on Xmas morning, and he and the kids were sitting on a car park.
I heard that it was lunchtime before they all got home. She didn't get any more lifts off me and left soon afterwards because of 'transport difficulties'. Bitch.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 8:08, Reply)
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