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Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.

One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.

ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."

What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Well is this enough??
in year seven, i was best friends with a girl in my form who had some serious "issues" depression and the like, and was always crying for help even though every time i tried to help her she'd throw it in my face, scream at me, hit me, call me names, spread rumours, split me and my bf up basically being a complete bitch.

so eventually she tried it on me during the end of the school year, when i found out she had written this book (ever seen mean girls??? she's like, regina and gretchen mixed together) where she had put, in detail, how nasty and spiteful i was and why was she bothering with me, and then she had the nerve to say it was my fault cos i'd seen the book (she'd left it in my locker and told me to read it!)

by the way, did i mention that several times, she said i was fat (at the timeabout 110lbs) and she was about twice that?? but, being the stupid, sensitive twit i was, i stopped eating for 4 months and went down to about 65lbs. that was bad...took me three years to get back up to over100 lbs..

anyways, she gave me so much crap i told her to fuck off in front of everyone and reduced her to tears.

you would think that would be the end of it. but no.

she gets her friends in year 10 (while i was a meek year 8 now, cos the holidays passed) to send me death threats, stalk me, and send horrible emails?

what did i do???

i got her kicked out of my form and and intervention order....that learned her

*insert shitty length joke about cocks here*
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 9:20, Reply)

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