Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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FothermuckerAre you now suffering from post-cunnilingual tongue paralysis which results in the sufferer sounding like Jamie Oliver?
The morning after can result in amusement when you try to reply in the affirmative to a colleagues enquiry as to your health, as it always results in an "Awwight fancks" spluttered out while trying to wipe the drool from your chin.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 11:58, Reply)
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