Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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angry man i am i amback in secondary school, In the first couple of years (before I came out of my shell to become the uberlegend I am today) I was consistently picked on, mostly as I was rake thin and quite studious.
One lunchtime, one of the lads in our year, lets call him Niel (bearing in mind, we are actually on decent terms now), decided to tie me to a chair and lob stuff at me.
It was a wet lunchhour, so we were all confined to the classrooms, so he was bored.
He proceeded to get some of his chums to tie me to said chair with jumpers/scarves etc.
Silly boy.
After he had lobbed (gentlyish) a few random classroom objects my way, I realised that jumpers/scarves arent exactly escape proof, so I worked one arm free.
As the next book was arcing gently in my direction I flashed out my now free hand, caught it and sent it frisbee style back at him.
The corner of it broke his silly NHS glasses and the glass cut his cheek to fuck.
I then proceeded to drop the chair on him and told him in no uncertain terms that if it occured once more I would 'fucking do him'.
No one bullied me after that.
That taught him/them.
I got a MASSIVE amount of detention for that though!!!!
No justice.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 15:16, Reply)
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