Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Bullied....Unstable-angry-Dan has reminded me of this revenge/taught'em story...
I was bullied at school. A lot. One guy, who I'll not name, was a particular offender - nothing major, but it was constant - Let's call him Bob.
Not helped when, one year, I was the only black kid in a forces boarding school - You might as well have painted a target on my ass....
Anyhoo - as mentioned before, I had a hair trigger temper and it didn't take much to tip me off so that was his cause celebre - "See how long it'll take to tip JTW over the edge".
I endured this for a few years as I was only ickle and couldn't do much about it - until the 5th year (Showing my age here I think - I was 15 or 16 so is that year 11??)
He was goading me and I snapped, suddenly I had him by the throat yelling in his face angrier than I'd been for, ooo, at least 20 minutes - threatening many bad things, etc.
I calmed down after his face turned a little bit blue and oddly enough we became friends after that one....
Shame he got expelled for shagging some girl (and getting caught)....
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 15:52, Reply)
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