Well, that taught 'em
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
Sammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
( , Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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A company that I used to work for
The MD was a bit of an entrepreneur, and he kept thinking up new company names and registering them, then thinking up ways to make money from them, then he would get me to register the web domains and put together a site for him.
I've just been to the company's main site and found that two of the links on the main page are to domains that he has now let expire. It's extremely tempting to register them and host a goatse or something.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:08, Reply)
The MD was a bit of an entrepreneur, and he kept thinking up new company names and registering them, then thinking up ways to make money from them, then he would get me to register the web domains and put together a site for him.
I've just been to the company's main site and found that two of the links on the main page are to domains that he has now let expire. It's extremely tempting to register them and host a goatse or something.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:08, Reply)
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