Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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ArtThis is slightly tenuous I guess...
As per a previous story I was banned from Chemistry - an "alleged" incident involving 4 desks, 2 sinks, a gas tap, ethanol and fire.
It was never conclusively proven to have been me....
Anyhoo, I had to do Art for GCSE as it was the only thing that fitted with my syllabus. Joy.
I hated it, I hated the classroom, I hated the whole damn thing and goofed off. A lot....
Anyway, in the 5th year, I came to the conclusion that I wasn't going to get kicked off so I started working and my grades slowly improved from a "G" to an "E".
Time came to take the exam and I actually tried hard (for some reason), found it easy-ish and I was proud.
My teacher then pointed out to me that had I worked like that for 2 years I'd get a "C" - as I was aiming for 10 Cs, I didn't get that full sweep.
There was a lesson there - damned if I can find it, but there you go.
Sorry for the randomness there, but I'm rather sleepy and my brain isn't firing
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:15, Reply)
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