Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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CadetsI used to arse about a LOT at school, but I used to enjoy the cadets - We had a Combined Cadet Force (well, Army and RAF) and there was the usual Army/RAF rivalry, mainly because we were the educated bunch and they were a bunch of neanderthal morons.
Did I mention I was in the RAF section? :-)
Anyhoo, I always went on excercise with the Army - to shoot guns - and flying with the RAF for the best of both worlds.
The end of year camp was always looked forward too with fear and excitement and a little loathing....
Anyhoo, there were the usual shenanigins involving girls, fire, guns and girls all of which I will gladly put my hand up to usually being the ringleader of.
So when we got back and I got my ass hauled over the coals for a "fire in a billet" I was not amused - As much as I protested and complained, it was clear that I was the designated fall-guy for this one. Unfortunately I let slip "I had nothing to do with this incident, I was doing....." I stopped there as I was incriminating myself.
Anyway, I got a demotion, bollocking and a detention - I think the lesson there was "shut up"
That taught me - I never got promoted again - which meant I could still go and shoot at stuff! Hooray :o)
Perhaps I should start shooting at stuff again.....
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 16:38, Reply)
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