Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
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Penis extension?..."The French driver's infantile recklessness often annoyed him, but not so much as did the typical Italian driver's use of the automobile as an extension of his penis, or the British driver's use of it as a substitute." -- Trevanian
(We found out later, this was after Doug had gone so far as to use the microphone as an extension of his penis in an effort to fuck some fellow in the ear).
I've heard a great axiom: For a man, a car is an extension of his penis; for a woman, a car is an extension of her purse.
His guitar literally became an extension of his penis, ejaculating soul, melody and sex all over the shop. Not bad for someone who’ll fit nicely in your pocket.
(The above are examples of what you get when you type the phrase "extension of his penis" into Google. Thanks- I needed the laugh.)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 20:15,
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